“Hey, pst, kid, wanna buy some legendaries?"
The man opens his coat, revealing… Well, quite frankly… An array of random bullshit? You’re not quite sure what you’re looking at. What even are half of those? Is that a rubber duck? Before you can say anything, he shoves a “LEGIT BUSINESS” card up in your face. You have no choice but to accept it, although in retrospect that probably was your first mistake. “Whaddaya want,” he asks, “Zekrom? Lugia? Arceus? I have them all.” You stare blankly at him for a moment. Is he for real? Well… I mean… if he’s asking… Dialga’s always been your favorite… He reaches for a couple of poké balls. “Who am I kidding. I have no idea which one is in which. Call it a fun surprise! Only 999.99$ a pop. Waddaya say?”
Rules
- These special offers last from the 1st of April to the 30st of the same month. Come get them while they’re hot!
- To buy from the event shop, just submit the normal form in the shop, with the items you are buying. DON’T SHOP HERE!!! SHOP IN THE NORMAL QUEUE!!! Specify the discounted price!
Available items
VIP Voucher
1000
- Instantly catch a totally real legendary. Comes in a free Master Ball. NO REFUNDS!!!
Definitely a Master Ball
200 - Real, trust. Alt poké ball skin
It’s cake???
1000 - Allows you to adopt a pokémon from the April Fools list out of season.
Syringe of Silly essence
1000 - Guarantees all pokémon hatched from an egg will have silly types.
Forget-me-not not
1000 - Lets you get a pokémon from a roll that was already rerolled.
Fun time with Gacy
1000 - Become literate - one letter at a time! You need an empty poké ball for this.
Alston deco card
200 - By popular demand. Collectible.